stalker

a creepy old guy that stalks hot teens

why is this old creepy guy always folowing me that damn mofo

by fil April 3, 2005

house stalker

a creepy person who doesn't stalk people only their houses.....big houses. a house stalker may do things that others may find creepy n weird such as glancing at others credit cards to see their last name....only to track them down on yellowpages later. a house stalker will also use maps.live.com to view houses at all angles. a house stalker will only go after large homes tho in wealthy areas. a house stalkr in nj will probly track down alpine, saddle river, mantoloking, deal, bernardsville, essex fells, basking ridge, far hills, bedminster and others. house stalkers arent harmful just a tad creepy....but dnt worry they wont bite.....unless you try n snatch away their camera. a house stalker will then force his/her parents to drive them to the location of the big houses and they will proceed to take snapshots of the house from all different angles. they may do things such as fence hopping nd camera dodging cuz most of the houses that are stlked are large and have security cameras. they may also right down the owners license plate number if they happen to be comming or leaving but thats optional. house stalkers may track down wealthy celebs suck as k. lee and donald trump and find their house address.

**house stalker driving through saddle river**
HS- *sees huge mansion* stop the car! *DIVES OUT OF CAR INTO NEARBY BUSHES, pulls out camera** *click clik click** *sneakily crwls back into car n drives away*
owner- wtf? *runs to panic room*

house stalkers r creepy

by m954 June 29, 2008

internet stalker

A (usually) tragic male in his late 30s - 40s who spends all his free time hiding from reality whilst he chases girls/women using Internet chat rooms. Will often have deep seated emotional problems and possible peadophile tendencies (as well as a much receded hairline). An artful groomer who is too ashamed of himself to go down a nightclub and meet women like the rest of humanity.

I'm 6ft 2" with a full head of hair. I drive a sports car and am extremely virile. What are you wearing? Huh Huh Huh.

Oh you filthy Internet stalker!

by Kendo Endo September 28, 2006

Amy Standen

The most amazing person in the world. Basically this is as close to perfect as anyone is going to get in this Damn world.Anyone whos knows should be luckey :

Amy Standen Rocks my socks :

by PrincessFreak October 4, 2006

stalkercore

a description for the behavior of stalkers

"oooh yeah gurl, I liked him until he got all stalkercore on me"

by AdamRamone June 26, 2008

standering

when a male sticks his arse in your face constantly

pace: he was bare standering me

nicole: innitt bruv

by violet1234 September 30, 2009

Stalker Account

A fake account, created on one of today's many social networking sites, for the purpose of hiding ones identity or checking out one's own profile as it looks from other users' perspective.

Girl: I want to know what my status says damnit!!
Guy: You should make a stalker account.
Girl: wtf
Gut: Sign up for a fake email then create a fake account and check yourself out.
Girl: lol y is it called a stalker account?
Guy: I made that up just now

by facehouse August 18, 2012