Squeegles

A peculiar but beautiful creature. It is native to central Europe and to certain parts of suburban New Jersey. Two squeegless mate for life and tend to get along very well. They tend to be strange parents, messing with their children. They lead a rather sedentary lifestyle though they are apt at providing for their family groups.

No, YOU are my squeegles and I love you squeegles

by Lobster11 March 27, 2015

squeegemonster

A man who is notorious for his constant desire to poke another man in the eye with his penis

Jason is an absolute squeegemonster

by bigcockfratelli March 30, 2015

Squee

When a man squats to pee in an effort to avoid making a mess by urinating on and around the toilet. Also, to promote gender equality by eschewing male privilege.

Ricardo opted to squee so he wouldn't pee on the toilet seat and to show his solidarity with women everywhere.

by IndigoChildOfGaia January 8, 2016

Squeegee

When a person who typically wears dentures removes their dentures to give a blow job and drags their gums along the shaft.

"Betty squeegeed that dick like a dirty window."

by Sage Jay September 16, 2016

squeeling

heavy breathing. nuff said.

omg girlfriend he had me squeeling.

by ferftteqtgfqweagf August 17, 2016

Squeeb

The smoker that never has any smoke to share, but always shows up in the circle and smokes for free.

Shit man here comes the squeeb. I bet he ain't got shit.
Example: Snoop Dogg in Half Baked.

by Kalelkingofkrypton December 18, 2016

Squeegie

When you have to diarrhea so bad that you already know it will require a mop or some other absorbent material to clean up properly.

Get out of the way! I have to take a squeegie!

by Jabscanoe January 4, 2017