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squeef

she squeefed after i pulled out
by bob March 27, 2004
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squeef (v.)

though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.
did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef (v.).

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she totally squeefed at the family dinner.
by aja1988 September 13, 2011
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Bubble 'n' squeak

Related to the practice of face fucking. After the man delivers his payload, he continues to thrust away.The woman tries to suggest he stop, resulting in a mute squeak and and bubbles of spunk issuing forth from her nose.
"Last time I chowed down on Lord Anthony Lones fat one, he made me bubble 'n' squeak, and completely ruined my make-up.'

Excert from Lady P Spanker's Diaries 1807
by Daniella Collins December 15, 2008
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Squeaky Tampon

When a chick leaves a tampon in during any activity that results in an orgasm, usually resulting in a sqeak caused by the escaping of the air that built up during the arousal process.
My girlfriend totally landed a loud squeaky tampon the other night.
by andijane October 3, 2005
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pig squeal

the noise made when you get your ring piece rogered by a big retarded inbred banjo playing shit-kicker
you got a real purdy mouth you lil pig squealer.. open up and pray on this
by tartanbeastie February 13, 2004
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Squeal

The act of half attacking someone and removing their clothes as a joke while one of the perpetrators usually shouts SQUEAL at the victim in an attempt to make the act even funnier than just removing the victims clothes.
We are deffinately gona squeal Luke when he goes to the park.
by briandemagicman August 14, 2009
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Squeak

ghey fag who makes stupid sounds
DOH, you're such a squeak. STFU
by anon April 17, 2005
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