spread eagle cross the block

Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"

skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"

by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024

Spreading The Love

Purposefully catching Covid-19 and sneezing on anyone who dares cross your path. May God have mercy on your soul.

"Dude wtf, you just sneezed right in my face?!"

"Just spreading the love bro! Say hi to your grandma for me!"

by trumpet_boi September 23, 2021

Spreading

When you spread your shit to form a solid layer. Remember to cover your ass when you take a shower to build those layers! Or just don't shower at all.

Guy 1: Damn man, I forgot to cover my ass and my spread melted from the shower.
Guy 2: Why the fuck would you shower in the first place if you're spreading?
Guy 1: idk

by Benoodle5 April 6, 2020

Eye Spreading

When she pops out her glass eye and you skull fuck her and cum in the socket creating eye caulk to properly set the glass eye.

My buddy T-Bone was eye spreading this hooker and she woke up with crusties in her eye hole.

by DirtyMouthMedic May 21, 2022

Sploodge Spreading

Like the act of muck-spreading, but in this case you helicopter your penis whilst cumming.

Guys! Jim Brad And James are Sploodge Spreading! Open Wide!

Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!

by romaaw May 13, 2024

Korean Spread aka Kspread

When a Korean woman lays out her back and uses her index finger and middle finger to spread her pussy wide open as if a small child was going to swim out of it

Bro I was in the bathroom, came out and Sujiyama was in a korean spread aka kspread

by BuddyFunBus January 14, 2024

spread and dread

When you go down on a super hot girl but once you spread you immediately dread the decision realizing the stench if dat pussy but go for it anyway

pussy spread and dread

by Dj Gunty Huntz April 7, 2015