A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
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I’m such an asshole, I got so bored today I went out and did a bit of Trump-spreading in the subway.
by anonymous October 6, 2020
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2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.
2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.
We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.
I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.
I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.
by aalh October 9, 2020
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Get the The Morning Spread mug.Met this girl last night with great tits but she had a Texas Spread. Her boobs were so far apart from each other.
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Get the super spread her party mug.A word to describe someone. There isn’t an exact definition, but mainly used for weird and crazy people, mostttt people are Uneven and It’s an un describable word.
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