back-splatter

when someone pulls out after anal sex
and splatters semen on your backside.

He just gave me the most covered back-splatter ever!

by Brandon S. April 15, 2006

leg splitter

one who is extremely vulnerable to orgasms and upon obtaining said orgasm feels a surge of energy through their legs causing them to split apart violently.

"Brennan, that girl you dated must have been a leg splitter" said John.

by Brennan & John Inc. February 15, 2009

sploit

when you lick the vagina and cum comes out.

i was licking and "sploit" "sploit"

by Giggidy GangK$ta September 17, 2003

splootch

when you take a grunt and it hits the ground, the sound made is(SPLOOTCH)

HUHHHGHH...OHHHH...HUHHHGHGH...splootch.....AHHHHHH

by DEEDLEY DEETS May 13, 2003

splitter-splatter

Noun.

When one cums or pukes, or the combination of the two. Possibly at the same time.

Guy : That sex was so good I splitter-splattered!

by Matt Axley April 28, 2008

Clam Splitter

Slang for male genitalia, otherwise known as "The Slong; Penis; Dominator; Span Javelin".

If your female accomplice, of a horned up disposition requests a bone jump, she may say "Ho baw jaws, give us some of your clam splitter the now!"

by Dom and Andy September 11, 2006

the green apple splatters

your shit turns green,breaks and slams down the toilet while you bleed out and scream in pain. death follows. usual symptoms are cramps, vegan foods and listening to pink floyd non stop. it killed even the aztecs who despised green. in some cases the forces of hell will force their way out leading to you not being able to die but also feeling unending butt pain.

joe: i can't hold it!

(2 hours later)

JOE! ( green shit fills the toilet while joe clings to life)

"i had the green apple splatters, my body is broken, OH GOD NO!!

(craps out skeleton) why can't i die? no dear god (gets dragged to hell)

honey i need to pee

go ahead

(scream)

not again!

by I h8 nes May 1, 2014