shitting poopfuck

Shitting Poopfuck is when a couple (or more) people shit on each other naked. It is like a cumshot, but with shit. It is very hard to find, and is best not to search on Google images

so i was watching shitting poopfuck yesterday, and my mom walked in!

by (dude)dhs1976 December 29, 2015

spittin' shakespeare

talking a lot of meaningless junk

I ain't paying no attention to that; you just spittin' shakespeare!

by THE FELLAS® September 9, 2016

Shitting for England

Means that you are pooing a lot.

Fucking hell mate I’ve been on the toilet for ages, “I’m shitting for England”

by Han so lo September 23, 2017

shitting in Steubenville

adding nothing of value to nowhere of any significance

He fancies himself an Instagram influencer, but he's just shitting in Steubenville

by Spunky Spunk October 13, 2019

shitting in tinfoil

Someone who is "shitting in tinfoil" is a person who's ship has come in. This person could be described as above the fray, or beyond reproach if you will.

- Look at Bobby's new Ford F150 4x4 Platinum over there. He's shitting in tinfoil.

by eyesoftheworld March 5, 2020

sitting monk

A type of sexual position in which the male or lady-boy, basically whoever has the penis sits indian-style with his legs crossed over one another on the floor preferably on a comfortable and somewhat cushioned surface, such as a yoga mat, with his back against a wall or sturdy surface and his arms pressed against his sides in an upward manner while his hands are extended out to the side as if he's asking his partner for spare change. Then, the women will sit in his lap placing his penis into her vagina or anus, squatting into the gap created by the man's legs being crossed, with her knees bent and feet facing forward she will place her hands in his palms to use as leverage and begin sliding up and down on his cock (usually while chanting).

Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?

Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Shitting bricks

To be surprised in a bad way; to be anxious about something

I am currently shitting bricks right now because I found out people do illegal things

by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021