Spartanistic

Spartan like in nature.

You have be very spartanistic to get the winters here.

by @YoListenTho July 15, 2018

Spart

In Greek mythology, Spartoi (also Sparti) are a mythical giants people who sprang up from the dragon's teeth sown by Cadmus

He Cadmus was then instructed by Athena to sow the dragon's teeth in the ground, from which there sprang a race of fierce armed men, called the Spart(oi) .

by ssparrt September 27, 2018

Slerthed

To be slow, or very lazy, couch potatoing.

He slerthed on the couch while watching the office.

by Bobby Le King November 7, 2018

spartan iced coffee

This when you chug a gallon of milk while getting a blow job, spilling milk all over her face. It's as good as an iced coffee, and she let's you feel like spartan warrior.

I gave this chick the spartan iced coffee last night in her mom's bathroom, I chugged milk like a god, all over her breasts!

by gennarch December 14, 2018

SertQUOS

A fat nigger. no one can handle the true dick destruction power of this absolute unit. plays roblox like daddy cheetos sucks milk from my tits.
he is the best man alive

yo, have you seen Jared? yeah, from subway. he is such a SertQUOS my dude!
HeYOOOOOOOOOO logang! i just DICKED an INFANT! #SertQUOS

by Hairy Scrote Man January 5, 2019

Spartan

A man who doesn't masterbate at all as it will draw all his energy from him. Similar to how boxers don't have sex prior to a big fight. Like Samson had his power in his hair. Men have their strength related hormones in their balls.

He's gone straight Spartan this whole year and he looks super jacked I'm the gym.

by Piddique April 30, 2019

Skert and Hit the Dab

When someone or something gets out of a uncomfortable situation really fast they Skert and Hit the Dab

"Damn, Kelly the other day was telling me about how her boyfriend wanted to Alabama butterfinger and so I Skert and Hit the Dab.

by calmdownitsjustcancer April 30, 2019