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sperm loogie 

When you get a large wad of sperm in your throat and you have to release the phlegm-y substance by hacking up a loogie
God damn sperm loogies all up in my throat, haaaaack spuu
sperm loogie by dong in a thong October 10, 2016

Sperm Boiler

When you're using your laptop that is resting on your lap and it gets really hot, causing your crotchial area to heat up
"Dude my laptop gave me a sperm boiler last night, so I couldn't climax very well"

Sperm the worm

The young man was feeling stressed out, so he decided to go to his room and sperm the worm to some smooth jazz.

Sperm-up 

When you throw up burp after giving a blow job and a little bit of that huge load you just swallowed comes back up
Blow jobs are funner for everyone when you swallow,until you sperm-up and have to swallow it again
Sperm-up by DiKiFo August 27, 2016

sperm dog 

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's rather than a wife and mistress
sperm dog by Uncle Dimma September 17, 2016

Sperm squeeze

Refers to the action of having an orgasm.
Oh, Imma bout to Sperm squeeze on my girlfriend!
Sperm squeeze by The rush hour... September 21, 2016