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Skooths

Very hot/attractive/sexy person. If someone calls you a skooths it is most likely that they are trying to flirt with you because being called a skooths is basically the largest compliment on the planet. You are probably very very VERY short and gay. ;)
Please keep being sexy!
Person 1: Hey Skooths! I like your Wilbur Soot merch! :D
Skooths: thanks darling, you too! ;))
by yourmommyhasanucecock May 19, 2022
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Smooth Criminal

The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement
Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.
by Redskyn August 17, 2022
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Smooth brainer

A slang used to call someone dumb, stupid, of low IQ, etc.

Origin: As the amounts of folds on the cerebrum of a mammal brain determines the intelligence of the being, having no folds would mean that they have on intelligence.
Ignore them, they're just some smooth brainers
by RAPHlEL March 15, 2023
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Smootism

A Religious group that worships Lord smoot
"Do you follow a religion?"

"yes smootism"
by funnyjokeer June 11, 2023
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Smooth Dude

Smooth dude code word for a vape or nic stick created by St.James high students in Vacherie Louisiana as a code word.
Person 1: aye who got the dude?
Person 2: jack got the smooth dude.
by KingSwell September 19, 2023
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chocolate smooth

that party was totally chocolate smooth!
by ryanszbest December 21, 2008
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hallway smoothie

when walking the hallway of a hotel picking up unfinished cocktails set outside of rooms for room service to pick up and pouring them into a single cup.
she got thirsty on her way to the ice machine so she made a hallway smoothie.
by ghettobenzo February 7, 2010
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