smack dabbin

a : on target, something central or crucial b : a shot that hits the bull's-eye; broadly : something that precisely attains a desired end; as in "smack dab in the middle"

Daunte was smack dabbin last night with his throws.

by Klimo May 9, 2006

cunt smack

An insult only to be used in extreme situations.

"What the fuck did you hit me for you cunt smack!"

"Hell no, the cunt smack wouldn't even suck my dick!"

by Joe "The Curse" Washburn October 24, 2006

Smack Cam

To smack one in the face while recording. Using whip cream is not necessary but makes it better.

"I'll give you a dollar if you smack cam one of your brothers."

by BallIsLife57;) April 5, 2015

Pussy Smack

To slap ones penis on a girls vagina after cumming to make sure everything has come out. It should sound as though you are smacking. OP

Amber: "What are you doing?"
Quinton: "Shut up im pussy smacking!"

by realpornstarman March 26, 2010

pen smacking

mausterbating (also smacking pen)

I found some porn and starting pen smacking.

by Sean March 7, 2004

smacking the pony

Masturbation

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."

by abstract_J May 31, 2009

smack the pony

The equivalent of "Smack Wally". An alternate form of the "Spot the Pony" title of features in young girl's annuals.

Doon MacKichan: "At first we called it Spot the Pony because that's what you have in those young girls' annuals. Then Kevin Lygo suggested Smack the Pony... People think it's a reference to something sexual but in fact it's a made-up thing."

by Greg-K May 30, 2020