salty slap

The wiping of ones sweaty privates and smacking an unsuspecting individual across the face.

That bitch pissed me off so bad i gave her the salty slap.

by scottn June 15, 2006

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Slap it fresh

To present something new or old immediately for presentation to the current company.

I got that new video game, nigga.

Word son? Slap it fresh.

by Tebbo February 7, 2010

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Chelsea Slap

When you walk into a public bathroom and you get hit with that smell of air freshener and fecal matter.

"Hey mate, how is the bathroom?"

"Yeah it's not too bad. Fucking stank though... Gave me to old Chelsea Slap."

by chuckradders June 12, 2020

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slap a canary on it

to put a yellow sticker on a windshield of a car to indicate that the car is unroadworthy. Australian English only

This car is a real disgrace. I really have no choice but to "slap a canary on it".

by Aussieq April 6, 2010

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expression used when a person doesn´t know or forgot something typical, classic or trending. Mostly like an ignorant person that doesn´t know universal history, breaking news, mainstream facts, etc. Usually air heads deserve cultural slaps.

Example 1: It´s incredible that my boyfriend doesn´t know in what continent Egypt is, pff cultural slap!

Example 2: Are you kidding? Why have you never seen the end of Titanic? Cultural slap.

by juno! July 28, 2012

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Fob slap

The act of screaming "Du ma!" like a fob, then pulling a soggy, wet, greasy, cold, stanky eggroll out of ones pocket and shoving it into anothers mouth while they are trying to talk. Then violently slap the victim till satisfied.

girl: do you have s-i-l-v-e-r-w-a-r-e?...
guy: DU MA!!!
*fob slap*
girl: ow wtf!...oh hell naw. i've just been fob slapped. fml.

by PhatassTactix October 9, 2010

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