situability

The capacity of an organization or person to sustain its equilibrium in the presence of hostile forces. The term was coined by an attorney in Houston, Texas, explaining to a court that his client could maintain situability only if its ability to collect money was sustained by the court. The court upheld the claim, by ordering that two officers in the employ of his client provide the support services (email and web hosting) required for the sutuability of the client they worked for. This information is recorded in Texas Court Records, 445 Scatway, Austin Texas 78617 keyword: situabiity

Life demands situability, to avoid being wiped from existence by its predators, douchbag neighbors and pissed off spouses.

by Dan (aka "Tex") Allen April 25, 2014

Situationally reply

When one use's time to his advantage and waits for the perfect time to reply in a group text.

Me: witty comeback
Weezy: Why you always just situationally reply...it's bulls**t bro!

by CoreyGill January 10, 2015

situationally agnostic

To not care or have indifference to a decision or outcoming of a circumstance.

I am totally situationally agnostic if you crash at my place or not
Situationally agnostic people are pretty chill

by rickbb August 2, 2014

sitcomize

The verbalization of the word "sitcom". The turning of a clever comedic routine into a sitcom.

When a comedian, such as John Malaney, has such a good routine about everyday events, he is just calling out to the networks to sitcomize him.

by sar_hil August 13, 2014

sitcoma

A state of being hooked on a particular tv show and being unable to get out of bed until all episodes are watched

Sorry I didn't come out last night, I've been in a sitcoma all week

by Павел August 16, 2014

sitcom hair

Having the hair of a popular 90's sitcom star

Wow, that guy looks like he should be in "my two dad's" with that sitcom hair

by marktween May 10, 2015

situational backbone

the ability or willingness to be assertive in only an extremely limited set of circumstances

I was hoping she would help me stand up to the homeowner's association to advocate for more parking spaces, but I forgot she has a situational backbone and therefore won't do much to help unless the issue involves the dog park.

by ksaysthis December 18, 2016