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Mr.Slippery Fist

noun:

1. A mythilogical hero who is known for his slippery fist. It is not known if this fist is in reality covered in a slippery substance or if he is simply agile and is able to "slip" through your defences.

2. What you can affectionately call your fist (if it is lubricated) as it is about to penetrate your victim's orfice.
Rodion: "It is a know fact the Mr.Slippery Fist led a hard childhood. However, after he visited the cave and defeated the demon, he realized that he could do anything he wanted to do, and thus became a great hero of his time."

Joe: "Very intresting..."

Rodion discreetly dips his fist into a jar of vasaline...

Rodion (whispers to his fist): "It's time Mr. Slippery Fist...it is time..."

Rodion (yells): "MR SLIPPERY FIST...ENGAGE!!!"

Joe: "Oh shit...!"

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Alternate Ending

Rodion (yells): "GO GO GADGET MR.SLIPPERY FIST!"

Joe: "Oh shit...!"
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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shipper

A shipper is singlehandedly one of the most annoying fans of television. They are obsessed with the notion that two characters of a TV show or movie should be or will be together. These particular type of fans have no interest in the more pertinent aspects of the show, just the romance of the characters they are shipping.

ABC's "LOST", is a perfect example of this annoying trend. The Jack/Kate/Sawyer love triangle have generated many shippers that call themselves "Jaters" (Kate/Jack relationship) or "Skaters" (Kate/Sawyer relationship). The shippers are occasionally mentioned and somewhat mocked by "LOST" producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse.

A "ship" usually gets its name by pairing the first letter of the male with the female's name, or vice versa. I.E. Brangelina.
"I love Dr. Christian Troy and Lizzie together! I'm gonna be a Chrizzie shipper!!!"
by mary_vega February 26, 2009
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glass slipper

A condom is the glass slipper of our time. You put it on, dance all night and throw it away in the morning.
by Tyler February 9, 2004
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Slipper

Normally slipper is used by the meaning of the footwear slipper. But it can also relate to "being a slipper", which means to obey almost everything you're asked to do. By other words you're extremely dutiful if you're a slipper.
"Robert is my slipper since he does everything I tell him to do."

"Oh, stop it! You don't have to be my slipper all the time! I can do my dishes on my own."
by Lingua August 7, 2006
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Pro-Shipper

A Pro-Shipper is a person who is open to nearly all fan based relationships.

Unlike the Anti-Antis, this mindset is not governed by one's urge to go against other groups and instead accepts and support their favored subject based on their own morals and comforts.

Please note that most Pro-Shippers are different from each other and have different tastes, morals and values.
Pro-Shipper: "I like this relationship! And even though it's not true to the story, I'd really like to see it in some kind of media! On second thought, I'll go ahead and make said media!"
by ArkNOars March 17, 2021
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Silver Slipper

A poop that slips out of your butt when you lose consciousness at the bar.
I was hanging out with this cool chick at the bar and next thing I know she goes limp and something smells foul. She had a silver slipper. Gross! I nailed her anyhow but made her shower first.
by MontanaStankAss December 12, 2012
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Skipper

A colloquial term for the region of the human brain that is key in the solving of mathematical, and theoretical problems. Derived from the idea that it 'skips' all unnecessary information, exacting conclusions in an effortless, 'skipping-like' manner, it is often referred to as the 'calculator' section of the brain.

Deficiency in the Skipper is sometimes, but not always, accompanied by increased artistic and creative skill, as brain power and space is diverted to the creative section.

However overdeveloped Skippers also have the side effect of causing slight eccentricity and random spasmodic outbursts of affection, which often can be mistaken for a mental affliction.

Professionals should always be consulted when differentiating between an overdeveloped or hyperactive Skipper, and mental conditions.

People with the advanced mathematical capacity, and eccentricity are often referred to simply with the pseudonym 'Skipper'.
That guy is on some next maths hype.
Must be a Skipper.

Is he a bit weird?
Nah just an over-active Skipper-he's good at physics too.
by DerRealDeal November 24, 2011
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