tsunami shrimp 

The slight curvature of a Japanese man's phallic member.

You know Akihiko? Yeah, he has a tsunami shrimp.

tsunami shrimp by Drakonra June 14, 2017

Lil shrimp 

Little dick

My girl was supposed to give me dank head before choir rehearsal but she hit me with the lil shrimp.

Lil shrimp by Ripasf420 July 2, 2018

More Shrimp Please

A term coined by a steak house chain, for use when you ran out of shrimp, while taking advantage of “All you can eat shrimp”. It became an urban legendary phrase by two top notch guest ranch employees in Central Oregon in the early 1990’s. If you want something in life, simply ask for “More Shrimp Please!!”.

“Dude, This is the best summer ever....More shrimp please”.

“What should we do tonight after work?” “More shrimp please”

Waitress: “Can I get you two extremely handsome, hard working gentlemen anything?”
Mike and Erik: “More Shrimp Please!!!”

More Shrimp Please by Boycow November 15, 2020

Mantis shrimp 

Gods favorite animal. Being Gods favorite animal it can shatter glass instantly and can see more colors than people due to having more color recepters in their eye. If that wasn't enough they can also be born with one of two types of hands. One of the two types of hands is a claw which has the power to kill a crab instantly. The other is even more powerful and it is a club hand the club hand strikes so fast and hard it generates plasma for a split second. Lastly they also strike in less than half a second.

Guy1: Hey look a mantis shrimp let me touch it.
Guy2: Your finger its gone!!!
Guy1: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Mantis shrimp by Mr. Potato. February 15, 2022

The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's 

A cheap meal a Chad buys for Stacy or Becky when he wants PAM (Pussy Asshole Mouth).

"He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor

The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's by Left Wing Fascist May 8, 2023

New Jersey Shrimp Parm 

The act of having sex with a girl while on her period with no condom. As the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and blows his man juice all over the girl's bloody vagina. Therefore giving the image of shrimp parm.

I was banging this chick and pulled out an gave her some New Jersey shrimp parm.

New Jersey Shrimp Parm by Deuce Master December 1, 2014

teriyaki my shrimp 

When someone's partner covers their dick with teriyaki sauce to use as lube

In Japan I let my girl teriyaki my shrimp and it was really sticky

teriyaki my shrimp by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017