shellcie

An itlain hoe supa slut.

And she likes to abuse men and not apologize.

and she uses very dull razors and bar soap to shave her legs.

dang i aint got no shaving cream and i got this duel razoe i must me a shellcie. =/

by ELAD BITT! January 10, 2008

Turtle shelling

What happens when you hold your poop for too long. When you finally sit down on the toilet, you let loose only to realize that it may have been on the verge of popping out, and that you probably had less time to wait than you thought.

John: "Bro, Sidney was over for 6 hours last night and I had to shit so bad!"

Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"

John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."

by 2toedsloth December 18, 2011

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Somehting that the first posters take FAR too literally. It's a joke you stupid smacktards. Nothing more nothing less.

I got a tiny dick dick but I am a genious because I realized that a shell-script can't replace people, YAY!!!

by Elitist January 2, 2004

shellgasm

Shellgasming is when you sincerely enjoy eating ice cream with shell icecream topping, since its that damn good. Shell freezes in seconds on ice cream. Shell type topping is made by a few diffrent companies, the best being Hershey. Flavors from Hershey include Reese's, Hershey chocolate, Krackel, and Heath.

Law: what did you do last night?
Emerly: i shellgasmed all night long. Now i have diabetes =D. Totally worth it.

by goron law666 May 4, 2006

Soft Shell Crab Action

NASTY oral sex involving 3 people one woman and two others where one person hocks a loogey into the girl's pussy and the other person sucks it out and kisses it into the woman's mouth.
The most trifflin ass shit I've ever heard of.

those three dykes are so fucking raw ass nasty they are into soft shell crab action.

by pinkussbunion July 13, 2006

Shellacking

The act of sticking your leg out and getting a male human to stand over your leg, and then you swiftly lift your leg up in order to hit the person in the balls.

You idiot! How did you fall for that shellacking?

For that wet willy, I'm gonna shellack you so hard!

When Obama talks about getting a shellacking, it was because I shellacked him.

by Paulkishi November 6, 2010

Empty Shell

To get all your cum sucked out and u cant bust a load

Damn my girl just gave me a empty shell and ir fell so fucking goood

by Scott Hillegass April 27, 2004