Sitchation

A severely important or stressful instance that has, is, or will occur in the future. Generally spoken in a "redneck" vocal inflection with emphasis on the "a".

Bob how'd that sitchation with yer cousin turn out?

by skypilot14 July 29, 2010

situation-specific complement

A complement that is worded so that it only applies in the situation the complement is given.

"You look pretty today"

"You were so good this time!"

"I had fun with you tonight"

"This is such a good picture of you!"

"Haley's always giving me situation-specific complements! Like she never just complements me, she has to say 'right now' at the end which basically implies that I suck most of the time and she's surprised that I'm not totally fucking up at the moment"

by omfggafbsrgdfty October 19, 2013

Situational Sickness

The feeling you get after a night of raging and drinking too much including but not limited to nausea, headaches, general discomfort, guilt, shame.

"I am not feeling so hot today." "Oh...are you actually sick...or do you have situational sickness?"

by grayson_1895 October 19, 2013

situationally agnostic

To not care or have indifference to a decision or outcoming of a circumstance.

I am totally situationally agnostic if you crash at my place or not
Situationally agnostic people are pretty chill

by rickbb August 2, 2014

Situationally reply

When one use's time to his advantage and waits for the perfect time to reply in a group text.

Me: witty comeback
Weezy: Why you always just situationally reply...it's bulls**t bro!

by CoreyGill January 10, 2015

situational backbone

the ability or willingness to be assertive in only an extremely limited set of circumstances

I was hoping she would help me stand up to the homeowner's association to advocate for more parking spaces, but I forgot she has a situational backbone and therefore won't do much to help unless the issue involves the dog park.

by ksaysthis December 18, 2016

situational hoe

a person who is only a hoe when the situation allows them to be

"She is only all over him because he's flirting with her, she's a situational hoe"

"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"

by tiredlonleyandsad August 11, 2017