I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!
by Ammo4u March 9, 2023
Get the Wetlands in the sheets mug.The damage incurred by your sheets from fucking a fat girl doggy style and her stomach draging back and forth on the sheets. The sheets will be unrepairable with the center hopelessly streched out.Normally requires the beast be in excess of 250 pounds.
Yo mike jones, you see the fat slut mark came home with last night? Yeah bro, she was one hell of a sheet spreader.
by Mike mother fucking Jones February 21, 2009
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I'm gonna murder the cock sucker that invented log sheets.
I'm gonna murder the cock sucker that invented log sheets.
by ComptonAssJoe September 14, 2006
Get the log sheet mug.A phrase that has replaced the natural ending of a spoken or written sentence amongst niggers and wiggers.
A nigger will say or type this, and you will think,
"Thank God! The niggerbabbling has ceased!''
You are wrong. The niggerbabbling will never cease.
A nigger will say or type this, and you will think,
"Thank God! The niggerbabbling has ceased!''
You are wrong. The niggerbabbling will never cease.
So muhfuggin' Dontavious was all up in my Kool Aid and I was like 'Ya rat soup eatin' muhfugga, ya best step back before I beat dat azz an sheeyit!
by 14words October 4, 2010
Get the an sheeyit mug.When you run out of toilet role and rush to your bed using yours sheets in its place in order to clean your anus thourghly.
'I ran out of toilet role and was forced to sheet wipe'
'My anus was very saw after that sheet wipe'
'I change my sheets after every sheet wipe'
'My anus was very saw after that sheet wipe'
'I change my sheets after every sheet wipe'
by Banana Split March 2, 2017
Get the Sheet wipe mug.Mentally unstable, psycho, competition to shammi (watch "kumbalangi nights"), oola, the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of the worst, very religious but no use because god himself/herself/animal has given up on her.
by Sheetal000000000000000 August 30, 2019
Get the Sheetal mug.Sheetz is a suck ass gas station/ inconvenient store where you go to lose your fucking mind. Mainly hicks go there to order MTO food for them and the 27 other people in their family. And the teens go there to get their juul pods to be the cool kids in school, kids that are underage also will try to buy tobacco products but their ID is in the car. And travelers from out of state get in line and always forget one thing wile the cashier is ringing them out and run around the store getting 12 more things. Basically a place to go if you want to see what hell will be like.
Person one- hey wanna go to Sheetz?
Person two- nah fuck that Sheetz sucks.
Person three- what’s a Sheetz? I never heard of that.
Person two- good you should keep it that way if you know what’s good for you.
Person two- nah fuck that Sheetz sucks.
Person three- what’s a Sheetz? I never heard of that.
Person two- good you should keep it that way if you know what’s good for you.
by WildCard89! August 6, 2018
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