Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited

that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches

by kassideeIsbetter February 18, 2023

Sharking

When you fiending so you start hitting blinkers on 99% empty burnt ass carts to get your smoke on

"Me and the niggas were sharking empties in class to get our fix."

by Mikrov April 5, 2023

sharing shamish

You are a sharing shamish if you share links with everyone you know.

STOP BEING A SHARING SHAMISH, SON WE'RE TIRED OF IT.

by kkgotit April 15, 2023

Shaming

Right and now you got me in a postion where I'm by-proxy shaming repressed Christian girls for liking sex...

Hym "I mean, fuck me! And not literally but like... You know what I mean! I'm not one for shaming people but shame on you for making me shame you!"

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Sharking

Sharking: where gay men put their dick in the Drain of the shower and wait for the shark from the sewer to bite their dick. This is known as sharking.

Bruno went sharking yesterday, never left the house or nothin, just talked about how the shark bit his dick… weird guy

by Plattapussy August 5, 2024

Sharing a space

You are preventing me from getting the thing that would allow me to NOT share a space with you IMMEDIATELY.

Hym "I don't WANT to share a space with any of you! If you weren't feinting incredulity and trying to impose uncertainty on me under the auspices of either child safety or perceived social transgression or potential for JUSTIFIED VIOLENCE (because collectively imposed, unjust subsidiarity is the impetus for the civil war and what you're collectively doing is exactly that) I would not be ANYWHERE THAT ANY OF YOU ARE EVER FOR ANY REASON FOREVER! I wouldn't even need to BE anywhere special! I would just BE HERE without having to LEAVE HERE to go to a place where I do not want to be! You can have all the space you want! 'Sharing a space' is the OPPOSITE of what I want to do with ANYONE. If you were giving me a choice I wouldn't be doing it."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2023

sharing painkillers

a new age love language. something only the best of friends or significant others may take part in. sharing painkillers/taking them simultaneously is seen as a very wholesome moment, between two or more humans.

‘hey, you wanna partake in sharing painkillers together?’

‘it would be an honor, i feel accepted and loved by you to be considered in such plans!’

by oozio January 21, 2024