Sense-faking

Using self-referential linguistic hoops and astroturfed first-principle thinking to "make sense" of something complex, multi-faceted or paradoxical.

"I asked a Mcdonald's Cashier if I could pay ETH. She declined and asked for USD. We're still early."

Dude, you're sense-faking!

by typpwr August 02, 2022

Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addicting Than Snorting Cocaine

Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addicting Than Snorting Cocaine

Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addicting Than Snorting Cocaine

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Dutch common sense

Thinking you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."

"Jan, don't worry, just use your Dutch common sense instead of a face-mask."

by Morty297 October 14, 2020

Dutch common sense

A misplaced arrogance that you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."

"Good thing we Dutch have the Dutch common sense, or else we'd have to learn from other countries' experiences!"

by Morty297 October 14, 2020

dozen't make sense

What you'd say regarding da fact dat an 18-pack of eggs sometimes costs more than half-again-as-much as a box of 12.

One generally expects dat buying a larger "bulk" package of a certain item would automatically make da per-piece price lower, so it dozen't make sense to charge an extra 57% for an 18-pack of eggs.

by QuacksO April 09, 2024

the sense not sensing

When something is just not making any sense

Person 1: "You know when the frog ate the oxygen and the water became wet from mango?"
Person 2: "The sense not sensing"

by NIGGA PICKLE April 06, 2022

Phantom Sense

This sense is something that only people who do not go outside can understand! (Furries)

Alpha wolf: PLEASE DO NOT WALK THROUGH ME I CAN FEEEEL THAT!!!

E Kitten: yes pwease don’t walk thru dada he has phantom sense 😢

by Momokaxxx April 28, 2025