secret cougar hunter

A man who has been hunting a cougar for ten or more years. He has been waiting for her to become single. He may have been in prior relationships to cover up his love/infatuation with the woman, but always breaks it off when the cougar becomes single. He stalks his prey carefully and for a long period of time before he pounces.

Hey man, you can stop being a secret cougar hunter and tap that ass, I heard she just dumped her boyfriend!

by bahewitt October 20, 2011

Brocial Security

The safety net of having your bros out with you at a club, bar, or youth group meeting. A male receives Brocial Security benefits when he has a clutch wingman, is backed up by a friend in a verbal or physical altercation, or when another male friend buys you an alcoholic beverage because you are broke.

Providing for the security of elderly bros by paying your payroll taxes faithfully and voting Democrat to support Social Security. We are our Bro's and sisters' keepers.

After that guy swung at me, I was glad I had my Brocial Security.

Hey, I hooked up with that girl from the bar last night, the Brocial Security you gave me finally got her away from her friends.

This girl wants me to buy her a drink, but I am out of cash, can you give me some Brocial Security so I can get her something?

by beachesbeersbitchesbongs December 4, 2009

Secret Life of the American Teenager

A true and honest look into the everyday-wholesome teens life where the best actor is the one who's mentally retarded. Reveals how slutty ALL American teenagers actually are. Thank God for this show otherwise my mom wouldn't have put me on birth conrtol.

daugher- Hey Mom, put me on some birth control!

Mother- Well after watching Secret Life of the American Teenager, all teens must be whoring around! Sure Hunny!

by Raped Ape Hole June 22, 2011

scritchy

When something is both itchy and scratchy hence scritchy.

"My nose is scritchy"

by Leanne March 16, 2005

Jelly Bracelet Secret

So everyone is asking me for the meanings of the jelly bracelets.They usually aren't treated as anything serious though.
Anyway:PARENTS DONT HAVE TO WORRY.KIDS DONT WEAR THE BRACLETES JUST TO DO THIS.MOST WEAR 'EM CAUSE THEY ARE COOL.

Here's ALL the meanings(unless they've been updated since 2008...) :
black-sex

blue-makein out/oral sex/kiss

green-outdoor sex/huge/makein out/oral sex/kiss on cheek

yellow-huge/kiss

purple-kiss/oralsex/anal/outdoor sex/

orange-kiss/huge

glow in the dark-sex toyz

red-lap dance/french kiss/oral sex

clear-whatever the snapper wants/kiss

pink-get a hickey (Boy gives one to girl)
silver-finger

white-flash chest 2 snapper

gold sparkle-make out

any glitter-what da grl wants(not boy)
ligth blue-anal/masturbate

gold-all above

light green-oral sex

light pink-huge/kiss

brown-toss my salad

glittery yellow-hug/kiss

glittery gold-make out

baby blue-what ever da grl want(not boy)

glittery green-69

gray-silver-flash

yellow sparkle-hug/kiss

glow in da dark pink-grl toyz

glow in da dark blue-boy toyz
Clear - indicates a willingness to do "whatever the snapper wants"

Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable

Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" (show) a body part

Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French (open mouth) kiss

Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex

Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to "69" (mutual oral sex)

Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part they want

Jelly Bracelet Secret Revealed!

by Nick's_Girl94 October 1, 2009

security

The act of not putting out at a party, specifically for girls. Can also refer to a crack team of cock blocking friends that travel in packs to protect one another.

The girl had some tight security, so I didn't get laid.

by Wingman, 1st Degree May 28, 2006

Victoria's Secret

One of the very few things in the world both women and men love. Victoria's Secret models are the most beautiful women in the world which perform in the amazing Victoria's Secret Fashion Show every fall as well as in other cool publicity.

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2006 is the best example to see this brand in its very best.

by Batmanfan1 January 6, 2012