Seagull

When at a dogging site and the spectators around the car ejaculate onto the windows.

"Christ. The birds have been busy on your car, Geoff..."
"Not birds... Seagulls..."

by DistantVoices May 10, 2009

seagull

A whining, whinging whiteboy (seagull is white so is kid) who does nothing but complain and complaints tend to sound like a seagull.

Seagulls: "Squawk squawk!"
Mr Williams: "Shut up William!"

by Evans da slang mysta July 10, 2009

Seagull

noun,: a racial slur; an african american. Term is relevant in the presumption that african americans are like seagulls in the sense that 1. they only like each other 2. they are commonly found in large annoying groups 3. they're loud and obnoxious 4. they shit all over everything (especially things white people enjoy) and generally ruin a good time on a saturday night on the boardwalk 5. the are commonly found around large trash piles or dumpsters 6. they never shut the fuck up 7. they steal stuff frequently 8. they are generally disliked by the majority of the population

That fucking seagull just stole my french fries!

by Dan344 February 27, 2010

seagull

A term for a lesbian(she dives to get the fish.....)

yo, I wanted to hook up with that fine ass bitch, but she was a seagull

by Brian Croteau October 5, 2005

seahorse

derogatory term for Swedish men because they are given maternity leave when their wife is going to have a baby, so they also stay home to take care of the newborn (like male seahorses that take care of baby seahorses).

That (man's name) is such a fucking seahorse, slacking off from work cause his wife popped out another kid...

by chandeliertree November 21, 2009

Bionic Seahorse

The act of getting on your knees and giving oral sex whilst flapping your hands.

Yesterday, I got my girlfriend to do the Bionic Seahorse.

by kiralight45 August 31, 2010

Seahorse

A lesser entity than a bitch or biat. A comparison to the only species in which the male carries the eggs during gestation.

Look at dat seahorse carryin dat hoes bags.
Kiss my ass you fuckin seahorse.
Punk ass seahorse takin shit from that bitch.

by Chris December 1, 2004