Schmoo'd

(Verb) (Past Tense of "Schmoo:") To convince your poker opponent, especially in Texas Hold'em, not to fold their hand because they "might actually win something," when you know that you have the winning hand and they will lose more chips. This is best done with a shit-eating grin on your face. Not to be confused with a "bluff," the act of raising in a round of betting when your hand is weak. This is best performed in games that do not involve money and for humorous effect among friends and family, especially novice players that are still learning the ropes.

"Kim, you shouldn't fold this hand, look at the River, you might actually win this one!"

"Ok David! I guess I'll call this time!"

"Well...I lied, you should have folded, because I have Three of a Kind!"

"I only have a pair! YOU SCHMOO'D ME!"

by DWS1988 February 10, 2025

Schmocking it

Someone who looks like spock who is jerking it.

Woww I just caught Shawn schmocking it in the bathroom wearing his blue coat.

by SCHMOCKING IT May 1, 2025

Schmoo

very prone to being molested

"Yo, that dude is so schmoo."

"Nah don't ever call me that. I ain't no schmoo!"

by Chip Chip Chip May 16, 2025

Schmock

To pull the penis out of the vagina during intercourse and wipe the precum off of the tip before resuming as a form of birth control.

I didn't have any condoms on hand, so I decided to schmock instead.

by Brad Sweets May 30, 2025

Schmoinker

A different way to say your meat, you know what it is, you know how it be

Tell shawty to hop off my schmoinker

by Yesssir21673 August 12, 2025

Scamooch

Scooch over

Dave: Scamooch you're in the way
Lily: Oh okay

by Dictoners September 25, 2025

Schmoo

Goop of some sort, usually very viscous and hard to remove.

Aww, it's all covered in schmoo.

by wonseventimesgotnothing October 8, 2025