Kid Schlock

Nickname for Robert James Ritchie (born January 17, 1971), known professionally as Kid Rock. He is fading American musician, singer, rapper, songwriter, and ass-kisser of Diaper Donald.

There goes Kid Schlock, once again kissing the smelly ass of Diaper Donald.

by LaughingAloud March 27, 2026

Carol Schmucker

Carol Schmucker

Pronoun; Precious perfect princess. Every mans dream. Every womans nightmare.. You will either be completely enchanted and powerless by her presence or left feeling lesserthan or incompetent. Unable to ever even compare to that witch is her. Love her? hate her ? Either way you will never forget her.. fan for life...

Anthony's so "Lucky",I wish i had a Carol Schmucker.

Carol Schmucker! If i never hear that again ill die a happy woman.

by Cancerous psycho November 21, 2025

Pull a schmicky

When you get loaded and go home to beat your wife

At the divorce hearing Marks wife said he constantly would pull a schmicky on her

by akafume April 25, 2019

You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Simão, you're my schmecker

by Seal077 June 7, 2022

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023