Spoon

someone who lacks intelligence or does not seem to catch on quickly.

That kid is not the sharpest knife in the drawer- he is more of a spoon.

by C Lynch October 8, 2008

Wet Poon Spoon

Wet Poon Spoon is when someone spoons there tongue and sticks it in a willing poon hole.

"Hey baby, do you want me to wet poon spoon your snatch?"

by John Woo Tang April 13, 2007

fartin in da spoon

It is when you are with someone in bed, (spooned together) and one farts.

yo, I could't believe just because she ate chilli she was all fartin in da spoon.

by G-dubba-U September 19, 2006

peanut butter spoon

When you or your partner have shit there pants and then go to sleep in the spooning orientation

Q:"Hay, did you and sandra peanut butter spoon last night?"
A:"ya man, it sure was smelling rancid that morning!"

by Imthem4n January 7, 2022

Dirty Spoon

Referring to the penis when going ass to mouth.

I gave her the dirty spoon last night...and she took it!

by Willie Northpole November 26, 2009

Spoonerism

To have an aneurysm while spooning.

"He started to have a spoonerism last night when we were spooning."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017

Pocket Spoon

A spoon kept in your pocket while in public. A pocket spoon is usually kept in a rear pant pocket, but be careful, if you are fat, you may damage your spoon by keeping it in this pocket. For the many people who have this problem, a front pocket is also acceptable. Many pocket spoons are decorated with glitter, gems, or bows. Remember: Your pocket spoons goes out into public with you; It needs to be dressed accordingly. For all of you who don't get the point, just think: What if you need to catch a tadpole and you have no ladle to do so with? USE YOUR HANDY DANDY POCKET SPOON. What if you have an itch? Scratch it with your pocket spoon. What if they are all out of utensils at lunch? Use your pocket spoon. What if you just accomplished something big? Celebrate by raising your spoon in the air. Is ths starting to make sense to all you non-believers? No? Then don't even try to rock this trend; It's not for you.

What's that shiny object by your butt?
Oh, that's my pocket spoon.

by buttsuckerlovescrunk September 13, 2011