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glitter sanchez

the act of dipping one's finger/penis into a container of the most obnoxious glitter they could find, and applying it to the upper lip of a sexual partner, while they are still asleep. then leaving.

most commonly used by transsexuals/ mistresses to prove who the "bitch" is, and also let infidelities be known.
Susan: I think Chad is cheating on me.

Kathy: Why would you think that?

Susan: He came home with a glitter sanchez last night.

Kathy: Oh No He Didn't!!!!
by lady gu gu February 18, 2010
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Pudding Sanchez

The act of masturbating (male only) with a store bought pudding cup, then giving it to a girl. (make sure the girl doesnt know what you did with it)
guy1: dude I just gave that girl a pudding sanchez
guy2: ahahaha nice man!!
by the shakezula July 18, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez

A "Dirty Sanchez" is when you insert your FINGER into a woman's/man ass then draw a mustache on that person's upper lip.
Gave her a sweet looking Dirty Sanchez last night.
by dj624 August 17, 2016
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Tristan Sanchez-Alex

A big dick daddy who is athletic as fuck and cute.
Random big booty bitch: He's so hot, he's definitely a Tristan Sanchez-Alex
by Every Bitch March 9, 2022
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stinky sanchez

to rub a selected finger all over your ass region the apply "stinky sanchez" on a un suspected persons beer or beverage. also known ass a dirty sanchez
f#$k that guy man, im gana give him a stinky sanchez when hes not lookin'.
by stoph December 6, 2003
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Sticky Sanchez

during sex the guy partner unloads onto the girl partner's pubes and then rubs his pube's on her's therefore sticking them together.
"Oh baby, let me give u a Sticky Sanchez"
by Matt Thimas April 12, 2008
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Funny Sanchez

When one person makes another person laugh out of their nose mid-felch resulting in a jizz/poo mustache.
That jerk Jeffery told a knock knock joke while I was felching and I ended up with a funny sanchez.
by Cramtoes September 8, 2010
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