angry sanchez blindness

This can occur when the recipient of a dirty sanchez, a funny sanchez or any felcher gets angry and like a tempermental llama, they spit the jizz/poo mix in the eye of their partner. This feculant goo almost guarantee's a pink-eye infection referred to as "angry sanchez blindness"

Did you see Jeff today? Yep, I heard it's a case of angry sanchez blindness. He should really quit Tony Danza and donkey punching people.

by cramtoes September 09, 2010

Funny Sanchez

When one person makes another person laugh out of their nose mid-felch resulting in a jizz/poo mustache.

That jerk Jeffery told a knock knock joke while I was felching and I ended up with a funny sanchez.

by Cramtoes September 08, 2010