swagedelic

-illusion of having swag. (derived from the word psychedelic meaning the producing of distorted sensory perceptions and feelings or altered states of awareness).

girl 1-Wow this guy has no swag yet he thinks he does.
girl 2-I know he's on that swagedelic swag.

by Leo218 June 18, 2011

Swagberry

1. The most gangsta motha fucka you will ever know.

2. When a man ejaculates into a cantalope and plants it back into the ground. Spermberries are emancipated and those are the Swagberrys. The End

1. There is only one Swagberry.
2. Damn, that Swagberry tasted good in my cum cereal today ;)

by tr1pset June 17, 2012

swagerific

Maddy the person who has more swag then humanly possible

"wow she is Swagerific!"
"Thats becauses she's Maddy!"

by Hello Nick! August 11, 2012

Definite Swagger

1. being tested positive for swagger
2. maintaining swag on a level not previously seen

Dude 1: Hey who's that new guy who just walked into the party?

Girl 1: I don't know, but he has definite swagger. I think I'll go fuck him.

Girl 2: Yeah... me too.

Girl 3: I'm DTF

Girl 4: I want his swagger inside me.

by John Buynak August 23, 2011

swagger

Regarding a previous definition of "swagger":
A person who is not from the big band era that listens to new swing music, their favorite band is usually Brian *Seltzer (sic) Orchestra. Can been seen wearing a cheep suit and a cheesy hat.

That swagger is so gay. He was dancing all night long at the Brian *Seltzer (sic) Orchestra concert.

*Correct spelling: SETZER

by Maddie Ad July 23, 2008

swagger dagger

Noun:One swag ass dick, lady killers ultimate tool
verb: getting a chick so turned on during fore play that she throws out the rule book I.e. No intercourse ,no anal, tit jobs ect.

Gurl he stabbed me in the back with that swagger dagger

by pack-a-punch a pack-a-punch April 16, 2011

Swage

Origin Honduras: (1) Something so screwed, damaged or ridiculous that it becomes more funny or embarrassing than annoying. (2) A quality of work so low that it looks like an intoxicated 3rd grader did it. (3) Something that was done so poorly with the best of intentions that you could not do it as poorly if you were trying to.

(1) The removal of the nice white paint for the baby puke green was a swage idea.
(2) His spelling on the signs was so swage that I had to take a picture and post it on my face book.

(3) The Mismanagement of the whole project was swage to all who were below him.

by angry assistant August 22, 2010