sucking rugs

A salacious way of saying you are going to clean carpets and/or rugs, meant to make the non-carpet cleaning layman you are having a conversation with question if you are actually going to clean any carpets at all, or if you are just performing cunnilingus for your customers.

Scott could hardly talk when he got home after spending an entire day sucking rugs.

by psully June 11, 2018

sucks the meat

when something sucks worse than just plain sucking. cannot be used loosely.

*Gavin on the phone with his girlfriend*

Him: hun i can't believe your brothers gave you chicken pox. are you feeling any better.

Her: yeah a little, but being stuck in bed sucks the meat!

by sammie&manny4evs August 1, 2011

suck this dick

The taking of the mouth around the male Phalic member (used on the first person) Ised as an insult.

Person-1 "Shut up)
Person-2 "hey suck this dick"

by L File May 27, 2016

sucks wang

what you say when something sucks bigtime

1. "aw man this sucks wang"

or

2. "oh shit bill clinton sucks wang"

or

3. "oh fuck bush also sucks wang,but not as big a wang as clinton be suckin"

by billclinton666 September 12, 2005

blood-sucking

adj. Parasitical. See also, blood-sucker.

Blooding-sucking Hellay suct northern California dry through the California Aquesuct.

by Downstrike December 24, 2004

everything sucks

starring a very talented cast which are humorous, and adorable.

- a show in which it shows diversity , LGBTQ+ , and a typical high school show but way more interesting

- Netflix only cancelled it due to them being butthurt and wanting to take off everything that’s underrated but Everything Sucks is not Sucking and deserves to be renewed so #reneweverythingsucks

Friend A- have you seen “On My Block” or “Everything Sucks”?
Friend B- they are both so good but it’s unfair how ONE gets to get a season two and one just gets kicked to the curb

by felthurley May 29, 2018

suck at the Constitution

To lack poor judgment when interpreting or exercising law, especially in relation to individual rights.

Hey judge, that verdict is crap! You suck at the Constitution!

by philipacamaniac February 28, 2008