ham bapped

Isle of Man vernacular, particularly the Pulrose/Spring Valley areas.

1. punched, smacked, attacked.

2. drunk, alternatively, tired.

1. "you're getting ham bapped in a minute fella!"

2. "i'm fucking ham bapped after that run, like. egg n potater!"
"you were fuckin steeeeeamin' last night yessir! proper ham bapped, like."

by jokeoil January 22, 2015

ham and egged

taken advantage of

Dropped off my car to get a flat tire fixed and got ham and egged into buying a new wheel and tire.

by Why me two February 28, 2014

ham cheesed

Ham cheesed refers to when you are intoxicated with alcohol and marijuana

"Yo bro why does my ass hurt"

"i dunno bro you were pretty ham cheesed last night"

by flightofthekonchords May 1, 2009

Ham Master

The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.

Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!

by pooter diddler May 9, 2015

Ham Napkin

A large, floppy labia, usually due to overuse or improper maintenance. Often found in pairs.

Carl: Honey Boo Boo's mom is enormous.

Rico: Yeah, I bet she's got a real nasty set of Ham Napkins.

Carl: I'd still do her. I think I have a problem.

by Gabe Lincoln March 23, 2013

Ham walleting

The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.

Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught

by Dadandsonjokz June 7, 2016

Ham Coded

When something is silly and puts you in a goober mood it is "Ham Coded".

"That car/cat is very Ham Coded, it puts me in a goober mood!"

by Hawhe October 27, 2023