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The Bean Stalk

When you dip your penis in coffee and then get your girl to suck it off.
by Yo momma part 24 January 18, 2022
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creep stalk

Essentially this is when Chelcie goes past page 3 of google results about you and is essentially deep diving on you even if she refuses to acknowledge it. She may then be kind of bratty about it in a way that is cute but also super disobedient.
Chelcie creep stalked me all afternoon, then when i called her out on it she stuck her tongue out and waved her butt at me.
by Oxford english webster January 21, 2022
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Future stalking

Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment
Future stalking-Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Lajuana, Rosie, and others were analyzing his sisters and other information so that he could (not that he wants to) know his day to day activities including traffic stop, interview invites, etc.
by Miktionary February 13, 2022
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book stalking

The act of analyzing a person's book collection as a means of analyzing the person.
I was book stalking Steve in his Zoom background and he has a copy of The Fountainhead
by lifto January 5, 2021
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Organized Gang Stalking

A covert, systematic form of harassment where groups of individuals, often backed by powerful institutions or law enforcement, engage in surveillance, intimidation, and psychological manipulation of a targeted person. The goal is to destabilize the victim, discredit them, and create confusion and paranoia. Unlike traditional stalking, this involves multiple people acting in coordination, using tactics like spreading false rumors, orchestrating public harassment, and invading the target’s privacy. Victims of organized gang stalking often experience severe emotional and psychological distress.
"I'm a victim of organized gang stalking. I was illegally placed on a watchlist (9596690-00), and now criminal informants are using biometric surveillance to track me. This type of harassment is part of a government-funded program meant to intimidate and disrupt my life."
by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 14, 2024
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Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that holds aura
Master wu showed me his ancient technique to stroke the Jade Stalk
by masterwu69 October 7, 2025
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