Fuckface von Simpleton

An apt nickname for the dark-haired junior, even more clueless and simple-minded Donald Trump.

Fuckface von Simpleton continues to act like a deer caught in the headlights as the volume of his previously secret play dates with Russian oligarchs comes into sharp focus.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2018

semen sampler

One who has tasted a variety of male ejaculate. Similar to that of a wine taster, except frowned upong by society as being a sexual devient. Activities enjoyed by such a person include bukake, groupsex, and prostitution as a general course.

Sally is such a semen sampler.

by JTAD July 25, 2007

floor sample

Food that has fallen to the floor that you pick up and eat anyway

Chase was making a ham sandwich in the kitchen one sunny afternoon. Clumsily, he dropped a slice of ham on the floor, but picked it up remembering the 3-second rule, exclaiming "floor sample!". His mother shuddered with disgust.

by Titan McFoley December 7, 2012

Costco Sampler

Pronounced: "Cos-co Sam-plaa"
A person who goes to Costco to eat all the free samples

Donald: "You wanna get some food? I'm starving!"
Nick: "I'm going to Costco for lunch"
Donald: "Git outta here ya COSTCO SAMPLER!"

by Dubsauce July 26, 2007

s1mple

plays for natus vincere(for now)

memed sound effect
s1mple:
y u bully me
u fukin bich y u bully me

by DeltaPlayzYT November 26, 2019

Simped

When a man chats up, talks to, hangs out more than you do with your girlfriend. This causes strain on your relationship, hence you have been simped.

"Damn I heard Dylan Woodridge hoped into your girl dms last night"

"fuck he is good at what he does, i have been simped"

by Simp Friend January 13, 2020

Simpleton in Chief

Another apt nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Tweeting away the hours while watching Fox News, the Simpleton in Chief desperately longs for an identity beyond his as a fake Forbes tycoon.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019