shitty loser-ass Lions

Detroit Lions.
A team that really sucks monkey balls. They will NEVER make it to the superbowl, let alone win it. They suck ass, and there fans are a bunch of fags and losers themselves.

Team slogan should be: " Theres always next year."

Me: HA HA lions lose again they really suck!

Eric: That what I get for liking the shitty loser-ass lions. oh well. Theres always next year."

by BigRay0069 August 1, 2008

dick shift

When one masturbates while driving a vehicle

"yo i pulled up to a stop light the other day and this dude was dick shiftin beside me."

by T READY August 20, 2009

paradigm shift

A set of assumptions, concepts, values, and practices that constitutes a way of viewing reality for the community that shares them, especially in an intellectual discipline.

Einstein once said, "imagination is more important than knowledge." He may be partly right, as I apologize, the above definition is for paradigm, perhaps allow me to better example a paradigm shift here. It isn't as wise to not publish a visionary who foresees a better future, using imagination as well as calculation that may ideal a greater reality, despite our seeming knowledge now of the society apparently. Ideally a paradigm shift is an ascension of sorts, like when humankind civillized or evolved, to the point where they stopped believing that the gods wanted them to sacrifice virgins. In a paradigm shift we'd again eat our vegetables instead of smoke them, we'd be creditted from and use what we're made of, such as Hydrogen for fuel instead of pollution. There is a huge higher set of relativity, that can solve virtually all of our foolish worldly problems, a paradigm shift could come from real leadership. Please believe first acknowledging an extreme atomic negativity which could nuke all of us dead, ridding the Earth of all Humans and so their problems, but also imagine on extreme opposite being that of atomic positivity, where prosperity for all simply depends on leadership for their work efficiency, and in that better extreme might most of our foolish little problems be solved also though truly.

by Joven February 24, 2007

Shitty oreo

Just like an Oreo, but with poop flavored wafers. It can be used to represent a person who has some good qualities, but has mostly bad ones.

You got to forget her, man. She is like a shitty oreo, the cream may be good, but would you lick it from shit?

by keichix May 22, 2006

shitty bridge

The space between ones anus and genitalia; the pereneum

Tom loved it when girls tongued his shitty bridge.

by Bobolovski October 5, 2006

Shitty Whip

A sexual "position" in which the man is giving the woman anal sex, then quickly pulls out, flips the woman around, and whips her in the face with his penis.

"Kevi likes to shitty whip his wife."

by SlimKevi July 27, 2007

shittyassniggasyndrome

when a women is so in love with a man that she is will to endure all his shit, even when it obvious to her and everyone else that she should get the hell out of the relationship.

I dated this football player for two years. I gave him everything he could ask for but for some reason throughout our two year relationship all I got from him was shit but i still can't seem to get over him. Girl, think I have shittyassniggasyndrome.

by shika. S April 26, 2008