When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.
I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.
by corsendonkian May 8, 2019
Get the sharted showermug. A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel contents to enter the bladder and come out the dick. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease
Harry was doing his famous Dick the Dragon routine by lighting a dick fart when the performance came to an abrupt end with the appearance of an unexpected Dick Shart
by greg9255 November 24, 2020
Get the Dick Shartmug. Tommy was in a rush to his friend's house and needed to fart. He forced it to hard and commited a speed and shart. After that he had to go home.
by backatyaneegro November 8, 2009
Get the Speed and Shartmug. by pipe master666 August 28, 2009
Get the Pipe Shartedmug. by shartytarttarthead6987 May 13, 2011
Get the shart tartmug. To call ones bluff;
To express disapproval;
A nicer way of saying bull shit. Basically a bull fart that ended up being bull shit.
To express disapproval;
A nicer way of saying bull shit. Basically a bull fart that ended up being bull shit.
by sjk88 October 7, 2010
Get the bull shartmug. a strange epidemic when all of your friends shart (fart and accidentally shit themselves) much more than normal over a given period of time
matt tim scott bill and steve all sharted themselves multiple times over the last two weeks, sounds like a mysterious case of shart flu
by turtmgurt August 26, 2009
Get the shart flumug.