Shanked up

gettin done in tha booty
(insult if ya dude)
kevin got shanked up when he went to juvie
by BayAreaPryncess March 01, 2004
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cyber-shank

To masturbate whilst defecating, simulanteously looking at porn on the internet
I haven't had a shag in ages, I'm off for a cyber-shank.
by Rab Warnock September 19, 2007
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Homo Shank

The act of using your penis while it is erected as a shanking device. This does no real damage.
Steve: "Dude, do you see that hot girl over there?"

Miguel: "Dude, yea!"

Dante: "What are you gonna do, man?"

Steve: "Don't you mean what are YOU gonna do?"

Dante: "I know. I'll homo shank her ass."

Miguel: "Bitch, that's my job!"
by December 04, 2009
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schwill shank

initaliy another name for a shot ...but i changed my mined and its the felling when you down a couple shots and then it hits you out of no where and you feel realy schwilled.
when we were at the hotel i took a couple shots and felt schwill shanked.
by i to the a to the n October 02, 2005
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Killaman shank

To pull up with the old killaman shank.
Give the killaman shank, to kill through stabbing.
"Dude I gave him the killaman shank, he dead now "
by Alex_2320 June 29, 2016
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Shank pony

A badass way of saying Unicorn. A horse with a shank sticking out if its face!
Tom: It's just wied that you wanted a unicorn.

Dave: ...
(Several stab wounds later)

Steve: Thats one badass horse. What happened to Tom?
Dave: He insukted my Shank Pony
by Blacksaphire May 06, 2016
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lamb shanking

The entry of one's amputee limb into another's anal passage.
An amputee ramming another person up their marmite motorway with their stump. "Fancy a bit of lamb shanking?"
by #angrygrowler May 08, 2014
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