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severance pay

An item or items stolen from an employer in anticipation of the conclusion of said employment, such as from a planned lay-off; a final act of spite. Doesn't count if you get caught.
"Individually-wrapped scalpels. Is that your severance pay?"
"I also got syringes, couple boxes of gloves, and check out this bedpan!"
by David Davids0n December 29, 2009
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Segerstrom

A high school located in Santa Ana. It is the home of sluts and man whores. Girls over there give it up. Theres barely any innocent people.
Boy#1:Hey. Do you know where the hoes at?
Boyy#2:You should go to Segerstrom!!! Theres a lot of bitches there that will give it up like nothing.
Boy#1:Damn nigga! Lets get some!

Girl#1:Wheres the weed at?!
Girl#2:Theres a lot of slangers at Segerstrom!! You can get anything.
by I love Weed and Azn girls October 17, 2008
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sewerside bomb

The act of dropping a godawful burst of bowel gas, typically while surrounded by a densely packed crowd and often in a captive environment, such as the London underground or a bus with standing room only.
1) I boarded the extremely busy train at Blackfriars on the circle line and after the doors shut, I deliberately detonated a sewerside bomb. It wasn't long before the harrowing consequences of my olfactory assault were visible on every disgusted face within a three metre radius.

2) Whilst standing on the bus the other day I had the irresistible urge to barf and it soon became evident that a despicable sewerside bomber was in our midst.
by Ontology Mustard May 2, 2016
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Sewerboomer

A boomer that has attained elite status; the living embodiment of narcissism, avarice, ignorance. Someone who took the 'American Dream' nonsense literally, and has lived their whole life completely self-absorbed and disregarding others.
"You know Ralph?"

"Yeah, what about him?"

"I overheard him talking shit about millennials yesterday, and not just that! You should have heard his rant about how everyone is ruining 'his' country and how he deserves a bunch of stuff... what a Sewerboomer!"
by Godberd November 18, 2019
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sewerwolf

GOD I LOVE THAT SONG IT MUST BE SEWERWOLF 😫
by fangsgay March 25, 2021
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SewerRat

A sewerrat is a rare toxic rodent breed that lives in the sewers.
Jhonny told his friends about the sewerrat he found in the sewers.
by PrincessBabyLizard July 9, 2021
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sewercore

A Sub-Genre of EDM sounding like or inspired by the works of music artist Sewerslvt.
Also the name of an album composed by artist Midbooze.
1: Hey have you heard “sewercore” music?
2: No?
1: It’s basically the music “sewerslvt” makes.
2: Oh In that case, then yes!
by Fellow sewerslvt enjoyer March 25, 2022
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