After observing the elemental analyzer emitting a 10,000 kelvin argon plasma flame, I had a science chubby.
by Keven "big" Johnson July 31, 2006
Get the science chubby mug.A term founded at Trent Univeristy by the great Biochemistry Majors Daniel Lustig and Jasper Boychuck in thier first year of thier studies.
1.One who greatly excels in the field(s) of Biology, Chemistry or Physics and has absolutely no respect for Arts Majors and fellow students aiming to "achieve" a Bachelor of Arts Degree.
2.A student who pimps Science with great ease, producing high quality lab reports and test results with last minute effort whilst maintaining his/her status at the top of their class.
3. Daniel Lustig
1.One who greatly excels in the field(s) of Biology, Chemistry or Physics and has absolutely no respect for Arts Majors and fellow students aiming to "achieve" a Bachelor of Arts Degree.
2.A student who pimps Science with great ease, producing high quality lab reports and test results with last minute effort whilst maintaining his/her status at the top of their class.
3. Daniel Lustig
Student 1:"Hey what did you get on that test Dan?"
Dan: "I did well"
Student: "What's 'well'"
Dan: "Like 90 something"
Student: "Dan I hate you"
Dan: "That's because I'm a science pimp, bitches" *Harlem Shake at the Wake Dance*
Dan: "I did well"
Student: "What's 'well'"
Dan: "Like 90 something"
Student: "Dan I hate you"
Dan: "That's because I'm a science pimp, bitches" *Harlem Shake at the Wake Dance*
by Lustig December 10, 2008
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by $weet$ March 13, 2018
Get the Science mug.Used in a similar context to "Jury Rig", although more common in areas with a significant population of Mexican immigrants to describe a sometimes comically low-tech, but nevertheless effective method of fixing or building something. Often characterized by quick fixes that can cause new problems, which are them quick-fixed and so on.
The car's doors were different colors, The mirrors had been duct taped back on, and the body had been welded together in several places. I doubted the car had been serviced in 10 years, but somehow kept going thanks to Mexican Science.
We didn't have a recording studio, so we recorded by jacking our amps into a mixer and recording onto the audio track of a VCR. (A scenario which can be described as Mexican Science)
We didn't have a recording studio, so we recorded by jacking our amps into a mixer and recording onto the audio track of a VCR. (A scenario which can be described as Mexican Science)
by Garboth May 22, 2008
Get the Mexican Science mug.(n) A psuedo-scientific explanation, where the speaker uses scientific-sounding words to make his made-up nonsense sound legit.
The following is Joe trying to appear smart by explaining rain using bullshit science:
Well the water is sucked up by a celestial vacuum using the power of suction, then after some conversion and rotation, is drizzled on Toronto with the universal gardening hose.
Well the water is sucked up by a celestial vacuum using the power of suction, then after some conversion and rotation, is drizzled on Toronto with the universal gardening hose.
by AlphaOkami March 16, 2011
Get the Bullshit science mug.Just too complicated for any human to understand outside of Dave Thomas (founder of Wendys), Charlie Sheen (Warlock), and Stephen Hawking (He's fucking british, what need be said)
Jeff-"These fucking Frostys here at wendys are bomb!"
Osiris-"Oh I know man, Its these Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics. I only wish i could understand."
Stephen Hawking-"You'll die before you understand Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics"
Charlie Sheen-"Dying is for fools"
Osiris-"Oh I know man, Its these Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics. I only wish i could understand."
Stephen Hawking-"You'll die before you understand Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics"
Charlie Sheen-"Dying is for fools"
by StoneKassel April 25, 2011
Get the Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics mug.A Facebook commenter with absolutely no degree in any natural science whatsoever, who feels they somehow know more than an actual scientist who has been researching a specific subject matter all of their life. Unlike real scientists, facts or logic don't seem to phase the facebook scientist. She or he would much rather believe that anything that real scientists have to say are just being payed for by "Big Pharma" or liberals who want to take over the world.
Despite no proven causal link whatsoever between vaccines and autism, Mary, a facebook scientist, feels confident enough that doctors who went to medical school and have been practicing and researching medicine for decades don't know what they're talking about, she's willing to risk people's lives around her by not vaccinating her son because she read a blog post online.
Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.
Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.
by kingbumii May 5, 2016
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