hot robert

When you build something up and everyone is expecting something awesome, but you back out at the last second.

Robert's hot robert ruined John's birthday.

by Jeff November 8, 2004

Robert Pattinson

An actor who is idolized by some teen aged girls and thought to be a revolting and gay guy who never bathes by the rest of the world.
He was fairly good as Cedric in Harry Potter, but rather creepy and ugly as Edward in Twilight.

girl: Robert Pattinson is sooooooooooooo hot! omg omg!

boy: Robert Pattinson is the mopst horrible fagot I have ever seen!he ruined my entire life!

me: get a life both of u

by iamthe walrus12345 January 25, 2010

Robe

Robe is a gorgeous, beautiful, thicc, intelligent and talented female. she makes every girl who passes by jealous and make every guy fall for her. She's also very intelligent and sexy. she a thicc bitch unlike maria. her ass too thicc it doesn't fit in her pants.

maria: DAMN ROBE YOU THICC
Zahra: I wish i was as beautiful as robe
Tristan: I would die for this hoe

by Duyaesfiuvlbas gisg December 4, 2019

Coffin Robber

(Noun). In the same vein as a cradle robber except backwards. When a young individual dates someone significantly older.

Damn! That Crystal Harris is such a coffin robber marrying that old-ass man.

by PopcornS May 9, 2011

THEEVING GYPSY ROBBERS

theeving (pronounced this way, not a typo) gypsy robbers are parasitic underbellies of society who do not contribute and feel they can take whatever they want. They wrench car doors open at night, steal your cd player but leave cds on the seat as they are too feral to enjoy your music, demonstrating they are both law-breaking and ungrateful.

"Those theeving gypsy robbers stole my cd player out of my car last night"

by Charl & Ewan June 23, 2006

Robert Pattinson

ugly guy that has to have fake abs put on for his scene without a shirt in New Moon

Girl 1: OMG who's that guy?
Girl 2: Which one?
Girl 1: The one with the bad tan and bad body
Girl 2: Oh that's Robert Pattinson he makes a horrible Edward Cullen. You know the guy who plays Stephan Salvatore in the Vampire Diaries?
Girl 1: yeah what about him?
Girl 2: he would have made such a better edward

by Edward Hater December 31, 2009

Reble

(Pronounced Reb-lay) A confused rebellious person who promotes a "my way or the highway" point of view while having no influence on others. Usually reserved for individuals of affluence who are delusional in thinking that exhibited immature behavior is perceived by others as roguish and admirable.

That middle-aged man playing "I wanna be a balla" at full blast on the stereo of his ten thousand dollar golf cart is a Reble in the gated community.

by Monkaroo September 30, 2016