Ranch Back

It's a disgusting thing people want in fine dining establishments. It's a drink and a chaser of ranch dressing. When you ask for it, you're no better than an animal.

Server: "And how will we be having our tequila?"

Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*

by Rhudra Vi February 23, 2022

Pizza Ranch

A pizza restaurant in Nebraska

Joey: Do you have pizza ranch in Texas

Liam: YEAH I DOOOOOOOO

by uncookedrice123 December 19, 2019

girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing

Danny: do you like ranch
Lindsey: yes, in fact I am part of a cult called girls who eat ranch

by RogueSoul22 January 4, 2021

butt full of ranch

an ass filled to the brim w ranch

woah!! tracys has a butt full of ranch

by jonathan420101 August 17, 2023

Ranch

The code word for cum.

Guy: "Aw man! Look at all that ranch on her face!"

by DemiDaBigDick September 23, 2021

Ranch Sex

To have anal sex without douching.

Hey dude, do you wanna have ranch sex?

by Lenny4040 December 14, 2023

Shagri La Ranch

An Arizona-based nudist camp where you're allowed to "get it on" wif any member of da community.

If you're looking for "anything goes" resorts (i.e., where everyone not only "bares it all", but you can also freely ask anyone there for a "roll in da hay"), a few do exist in various parts of da world --- there's Lake Tittycocka over in da Andes, and then here is da You-Ess-of-Aye we have Shagri La Ranch.

by QuacksO March 14, 2023