Shagri La Ranch

An Arizona-based nudist camp where you're allowed to "get it on" wif any member of da community.

If you're looking for "anything goes" resorts (i.e., where everyone not only "bares it all", but you can also freely ask anyone there for a "roll in da hay"), a few do exist in various parts of da world --- there's Lake Tittycocka over in da Andes, and then here is da You-Ess-of-Aye we have Shagri La Ranch.

by QuacksO March 14, 2023

Ranch Neck

A Joe

His name is Joe? He's probably a Ranch Neck.

by Ranchneck35 April 10, 2016

meat ranch

Meat ranch is another word for cum.

I painted her face with my meat ranch, it was so boss hog.

by Mr. Hooneynana March 27, 2022

Ranch flats

When you use ranch as lube for anal sex and when he pulls out his penis, and the ranch follows and lands flat on the floor.

Woah! Look at those ranch flats.

by Whatwhatchickenturd May 7, 2024

ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.

“Ayooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“No! I’m a virgin!”

by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018

ranch man

A bad man

Ranch man is the one that takes all the ranch that bich

by Newtheboss April 4, 2021

Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022