Tug a sad rope

Masturbating during or after a terrible tragedy or minor inconvenience to alleviate stress.

I was fired from my job today, I'm gonna go "Tug a sad rope " and take a nap.

by Grit Sharpenson September 5, 2017

Swinging the tow-rope

A nautical term usually describing a sailor aboard a disabled yacht looking for assistance from a passing vessel. Exposing your penis in the hope that a complete stranger will provide you with a charity wank or hand-shandy.

Q: Is that Beasley on the foredeck swinging the tow-rope?

A: Put the binoculars down, Brenda..don't encourage him

by Dave the ex May 23, 2018

Slapping The Rope

term used for male masturbation

nah can't right now mate im slapping the rope

by defDEF332 January 16, 2019

Norwegian Tight Rope

I don't know i'm not just gonna make something up like everything else on this sight who cares

I made up a word that sounds like it's from Urban Dictionary, it's called the "Norwegian TIght Rope"

by Barbara_Fraun October 16, 2019

Tortilla Pizza roles

Something that ree kid said on VR chat while dying.

Can I have some Tortilla Pizza roles

by Little fat kid in a church November 12, 2019

Giraffe on a tight rope

Being extremely under Pressure or very nervous

Example 1: you’re like a giraffe on a tight rope.

Example 2: you’re more nervous than a giraffe on a tight rope, what’s wrong?

Example 3: there’s a big test coming soon and I feel like a giraffe on a tight rope.

by Rosie python July 26, 2020

Trying to find a rope

the person that said this is suicidal. the rope is talking about a noose

Person A: how’s it going?
Person B: just trying to find a rope.

by Keikyo February 16, 2021