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The Harry Potter

The Harry Potter (n. & v.):

Occurs when, during a three-some, a female is jacking off a male. Right before he's ready to culminate, she yells "Alakazam," quickly turns the cock and, in a wand-like motion, yanks it so it blows all over the third member.
I got squirted in the face by the Harry Potter last night.
by The Gasm June 17, 2007
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harry potter

some idiot who thinks he's got special magic powers an goes off trying to find the guy who killed his parents and half the wizard population because he thinks that he is some how stronger than him just cause his name is harry potter.
hi there! my names harry potter and because I have a cut on my head I can kill the most powerful dark wizard ever!
by .:D-J:. May 12, 2007
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carly patterson

Young gymnast whose legendary calmness yet explosive skills won her the all-around gold medal at the 2004 Olympic games in Athens.
Carly traineds at WOGA (World of Olympic Gymnastics Academy) in Plano Texas.
Carly Patterson? Damn, that girl has abs!
by bleedingstar June 17, 2006
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teacher's petter

Like a teacher's pet, but in addition to performing the various duties of a teacher's pet they also have sex with said teacher, thus improving their grade/classroom standing.
Angry Student 1: John got all A's again!

Angry Student 2: That's cause he's a teacher's petter.
by Travis Yawl May 28, 2007
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The Harry Potter

When you're doing a girl, have a friend hide in a closet. Then, when you finish, he jumps out and yells "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!"

Optional: Friend dresses in formal wizard attire.
Friend 1 : I heard about your girlfriend. Why'd you break up?

Friend 2 : We tried The Harry Potter, but she was a fucking muggle.

Friend 1 : Bummer.
by Slord January 10, 2010
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Harry Potter Shot

Whenever a shot in any game (be it a video game or a game involving a ball) is made and the person(s) performing the action had no intention of the outcome.
While playing pool, Trevor proceeded to rack in one solid ball. After the windup, Trevor racked in 4 solid balls.

"Dude, that was such a Harry Potter Shot."
by A2Z October 20, 2007
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puttering around

To busy oneself around the homestead pretending to look busy. Bam. Suck it ryan. It's here now.

AKA to pick up small items, clean already clean areas, etc...
She was puttering around the house on a lazy Sunday not sure what to do with herself.
by Toomanycatpeople April 6, 2016
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