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Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.
Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished
by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013
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Penalty Slap

Punishment for olympic athletes not winning an olympic medal
Susie the olympian was shocked after receiving a penalty slap from her coach when she finished 5th in the standings
by TheDoobAbides February 8, 2014
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Punambulism

The act of making a controversial, NSFW, and/or offensive pun. Punambulism is a play on words between pun and funambulism (The act of tightrope walking) since when you do punambulism you're usually on thin grounds.
*Pelvic thrusts on grapes* Hey look Johnny, I'm a "grapist"!

Careful there, that's punambulism!
by Trerry August 26, 2015
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Puna

The sweet mixture of feces & Tuna or the rectal passing of Tuna. Such being achieved feels great on a feminine sexual cavity.
"🅱oi I'm 'bout to scrub some puna in my girl!"
by 🅱unaman1999 January 25, 2017
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penalized

A weird fetish thar president #45 has. It involves him sticking his tiny, tiny member on the table, and the other party then smashes 45's member with a judges gavel, until it's as flat as a pancake.
Wow, Your tiny, tiny dick got penalized bro, it's totally flat.
by The President show May 27, 2017
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Punani Keg

The sex act where you pour a whole 25 oz beer in a girls pussy and suck it out.
Guy 2: How think we’re you last night dude?
Guy 1: Bro, I was so drunk at the party last night Vanessa let me punani keg her.
by Wubbalubadubdub1998 November 27, 2017
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Pual

A word you use to trigger a selection of people called "Paul". Might ruin friendships if used excessively.
Steve: Yo pual, how was school today?
Paul: Stop calling me that omg
by newPenta December 9, 2017
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