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Jargus Prob

A Jargus Prob is a degrading word. The term is supposedly from Star Trek.

To be considered a Jargus Prob you must be incredibly stupid. Rudness is also an attribute along with the desire to forfully have sex with random people.

Jargus Probs are pussies. When called a Jargus Prob they will go into shock. This is because thier mental capasity is so small nothing makes sence to them.
Man, Your acting like a fucking Jargus Prob again.
by awesomnessity:) June 5, 2011
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Virtual Probation

When you must refrain from liking, commenting, posting, reblogging, retweeting, or anything of the sort because you told someone you were going to bed.
"Ugh, the one time my News Feed actually has posts worth commenting on, I'm on Virtual Probation."
by thesearewords August 9, 2012
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social probation

Being inundated with social media advertising for products you've already purchased or decided not to purchase.
All my wall-street-driven social media channels put me on social probation after I bought that boner juice online last summer; and it doesn't even work.
by northtacoma December 22, 2014
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Verbal Probation

When a friend forces you to be quiet for a period of time, because you've said something stupid.
"I'm gonna have to put you on verbal probation." "Jennifer said something dumb again. She's currently on verbal probation."
by Mac May May October 4, 2016
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Anal-prob

When a narcissistic dumbass wants to tell share too much information about his pending colonoscopy and can’t even spell probe.
Getting ready to start the prep for my anal-prob tomorrow afternoon...”
by FoodThief July 1, 2018
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theoretical probability

theoretical probability of you getting pussy tonight is 0/10
wagwan the theoretical probability of your bbm pin of being good pussy is 10/10
by xd vap0ur February 8, 2019
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Facebook Probation

When Facebook punishes you by placing sanction(s) on your account to restrict what you can do instead of just putting you in Facebook Jail.
"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"

"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 12, 2022
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