Premature Ejaculation

The action of taking one or two shots of liquor before smoking hookah in order to get an amazing buzz. Used as a noun.

Yo, i need some premature ejaculation before we fire up the hookah.

by Donny Bizzle October 15, 2008

Premature Evacuation

Attempting to leave an elevator at the wrong floor because you were't paying attention to the floor indicator.

Premature Evacuation: You attempt to get off an elevator, noticing that you're on the wrong floor.

by Diodeus January 9, 2013

premature ejaculation

Also known as the Shaft.. maybe sometimes usin the name of shaffybaby.
look out for him/her or wateva they are.

Shaft is known as the premature ejaculation because the reason being is he does it all the time even when wanking..he thinks its normal.
I and alot of other people would have to disagree.

by dophie September 24, 2007

Permadirt

Skin that permanently looks dirty and darker from obese people, notably in their fat folds.

Bro, look at that lady's second chin permadirt. She's got bottom foot permadirt, too. Gnarly.

by Permadirt March 13, 2021

Premature Equackulation

This what Duck fans do every year before the season actually starts.

"we are so awesome and we will be playing for the NC in the title game" only to have it fall down around thier ankles at the end. They are suffering from Premature Equackulation

by Beavermobile August 25, 2010

premaditation

The act of becoming angry over an event that has not occurred
Premaditate premaditated

We were arguing because my boyfriend premaditates.(gets angry over something that did not happen)He uses premaditation(the act of becoming angry over something that did not happen) to pick fights with me. When he is premaditated (angry over something that never happened) I am really annoyed!

by ThatGirl38 September 15, 2017

premade jellyfish

its be your jelly but a fish⍨ ,as well it been premade by a dick shit like lewis.

marry dick shit🌵🐾🌳🦔🦔🦔🐕🐳🦔

sam: hay were my jelly
lewis:i made a premade jellyfish

sam:noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

by ciller cattle March 13, 2020