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Ear Potato by johnnybob August 24, 2005
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POTATO
an acronym for People Over Thirty Acting Twenty-one Online. On dating sites, chatrooms and social network, a potato will often present himself or herself as younger than his or her actual age.
Jess is a second-year university student who met a cute guy online. His profile picture looked like Bradley Cooper, and he was listed as twenty-two years old. When she met him in person, he was almost forty and looked very different from his picture. She found a real POTATO.
POTATO by D.S. Credito March 28, 2015
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Potato Dick
A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.
Potato Dick by Sean Stevens November 7, 2007
potato body
Someone who has a body where you cannot tell where the torso ends or necks starts. Simular to a 5kg sack of potatoes.
aw mate that burd has a pure potato body
aw mate I have never seen someone with a rounder potato body than her
aw mate I have never seen someone with a rounder potato body than her
potato body by Michael Lea October 18, 2007
POTATO
POTATO IS AN ADORABLE LOVING PERSON WHO DESERVES BETTER DEFINITIONS ON URBAN DICTIONARY. THEY ARE LOVEABLE AND AN ALL AROUND AMAZING PERSON. THEY ARE ALSO SMART AND THEY ARE LITERALLY THE BEST HUSBANDO.
Potato King
A person with worldwide notoriety who just likes to hear himself talk. They speak their mind without actually thinking. They spew total nonsense the majority of the time. Usually honored with the emojis of a potato and a crown 🥔👑. Some would say it is their coat of arms.
Potato King by Fry Farmer May 24, 2019