Poosebumps

n: The horrible goosebumps you get when you have to take a bad shit and there is no place available to drop it. Often happens whilst sitting in a classroom, board meeting, the line for a roller coaster, or while being pulled over for driving too fast (because of said eminent load spatter).

You could tell Jim had to crap during his canoe trip, he had poosebumps all over his body.

by JonCrapper July 6, 2011

pisser's block

When one fails to summon the powers to urinate and ends up standing there feeling stupid. Usually brought on when in public urinals with a lot of people around.

Mike - Oh sweet you're back, man you took your time in there.

James - I had to look convincing, I didn't end up pissing at all.

Mike - What? What happened?

James - I had pisser's block.

by faldok August 15, 2012

passertive

when you are passive aggressively assertive

1. "she was being a little rude" "nah man, she was bein passertive"

2. i get shit done when i man up and become passertive

3. the kid across from me on the bus wasn't moving, so i jumped ahead of him to get off. sometimes you just gotta be passertive like that

by brashlin June 15, 2014

poosevere

getting through a tough, painful, or prolonged poop

I've been on the toilet bowl for fifteen minutes now, I must poosevere.

by Thursty Thurst July 2, 2015

Poosebo

Similar to it's cousin the placebo effect.

Needing an instant shit when taking lines.

I've got that instant poosebo effect and the props just came out.

by Acid tongue December 11, 2017

pisser juice

Pennsylvania nomenclature for windshield washer fluid

"Yo der bot, you want the rest of this gallon of pisser juice?"

by YoDerBot March 7, 2018

Pissex

This is the word that means the more pissed version of pissed.

I'll be more than pissed, I'll be pissex.

by BrooklynIsBored October 17, 2018