Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning

A Law of the Theatre

This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row.  People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."

A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary

When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.

by Sairin January 6, 2005

positions (the album)

Ariana Grande's newest album as of now (January 2021). known to be very MUCH not family friendly. It's about her new boyfriend, that is now her fiance Dalton Gomez, which is a successful real estate agent.

''Did you listen to Ariana Grande's new album, positions (the album)?''
''Yeah, I heard it's about her new boyfriend called Dalton Gomez.''

by what the hell is this huni January 24, 2021

positionsig

positionsig is an amazing titkoker and has great content 😍🥰😘

“do you watch positionsig?”

“who’s that”
“WE CANT BE FRIENDS ANYMORE”

by mj090 June 28, 2021

Positron

Being completely sure. Positive.

Did you hide the bong?

Yea dude, in the garage.

Are you absolutely Positron?

by Sir.neilium February 4, 2008

Sexual Positions

Stupid pronunciation from sex positions, Sexposition.
read that by your self. Those are more than enough definition Dumb Ass

M: What kind of Sexual Positions do you have? I want it all

W: 69,miss,69 standing,doggy,ymca ,Viennese Oyster,cow girl,monkey bar.

by Quietzzz August 1, 2012

Piss Positions

The many ways and postures in which a man can have a piss. There are basically infinite Piss Positions, so here's some. Remember, these are guy's positions.

1: The Classic

This one needs no introduction. Begin standing up, with the genitals facing your target (toilet, tree, brick, whatever). Begin to urinate.

2: Squats
Squat over target. Begin urine stream.

3: Parkour (basic)
Stand a few feet away from target. Piss.

4: Advanced Parkour

Stand on a far away and slightly elevated object. Run and do parkour while keeping your stream on the target object.

5: Freestyle
Make one up! It's easy.

After going to the bar and having many drinks, Joe went camping with his friends, and joined them in inventing some new Piss Positions.

by TotallyTubularDude September 10, 2020

positron collider

The ghost-capturing backpack worn by the Ghost Busters.

Peter Venkman: "That'll be the last time you slime a guy with a positron collider on his back..."

by punk_in_hed August 12, 2006