Ear Poisoner

a person that acts to subvert another by influencing those around him.

"I was fired because that ear poisoner Brad told the office that I stole paper clips."

"I was skating on easy street until Bob decided to be an ear poisoner and convince them to charge me rent for sleeping on the couch."

by HolyMeat September 14, 2009

foodie poisoning

The affliction caused by a food aficionado being forced to eat something highly processed and commercialized.

I wanted to stop at Whole Foods, but my friends insisted we eat at McDonald's; I think I have foodie poisoning.

by Pseudonymous B.I.G. December 8, 2013

Movie Poisoning

The feeling you get after watching too many movies, or more like junk movies, and you need to avoid watching movies for a while. For treatment, you turn to good movies like "Shawshank Redemption" to help relieve the effects of junk movies.

Do not watch too many movies directed by Michael Bay or you'll end up getting Movie Poisoning.

by Rece Foc September 14, 2015

Cuddle Poison

a fresh load resulting from what was thought to be an innocent cuddle session cum semen jizz

I thought I would just sneak out in the morning...next thing I knew there was a load of cuddle poison on my chest.

by seventeen thirty-eight September 6, 2016

mexican poison

Another name for Tequila.

Samuel: "I feel like shit, bro"
Bro: "It's because you drank the Mexican poison!"

by Lalalalala3 June 27, 2017

Wind Poisoning

To be set upon with malfeasance from spending time outside in windy conditions leading to excess mutual confusion,general personal disorientation, and temporary insanity.

Poor Milandro, he has a classic case of wind poisoning.

by The Dr. MD. DDS. DRS. May 27, 2018

Felgeto Poisoning

An unknown but very common condition present in hot and humid environments, often developed due to the extreme heat in one’s car when they get in after leaving it in the sun all day. The chemicals used to treat leather, vinyl, plastic, and fabric to preserve it’s life over longer periods, but cannot withstand the magnified heat achieved from the car’s glass. Symptoms include discolored skin, thinning hair and hair loss, Sickle Cell Anemia, Non-Hotchkins Lymphoma, and even death.

My car’s AC doesn’t work right and it’s sooooo hot today. I’m afraid I’m gonna get felgeto poisoning

by ciaragoldin July 5, 2018