pinched

the name for when you've been doing an eight ball of cocaine to yourself and are feeling paranoid and nervous.

you are so pinched on coke, I can't believe you are going to a family dinner in 10 minutes.

by dave6996 March 25, 2010

porche

a term that that the ladies use to suggest a five inch penis.

hence the name porche, guys who have fast cars usually have small penises, because thats the only way guys can get the chick.

guy"like my FAST car , its a new lambourgini z3, would you like to ride in it with me to my house?"
girl"no, your only trying to get me to go to have sex, and besides i dont like your PORCHE!"

by sean February 27, 2005

poached

verb: drunk, usually meaning more than a little bit drunk.

"I got so poached last night."

by wee_jambo_lou January 9, 2006

CLIT PINCHER

A PERSON WHO PINCHES ONES CLITORIS (CLIT)

MICHAELA, I THINK JOHN F. IS A CLIT PINCHER. HE PINCHED HIS MOMS CLIT LAST NIGHT!

by MEGAN KATHERINE August 8, 2008

poncho

Similar to Sancho. Only He tries to get some but can't.

That poncho went after my girlfriend but she turned him down.

by Latoya S January 17, 2004

Ponce

A male individual who exudes a metrosexual appearance, but who would most certainly be able to beat the shit out of anyone who referred to him as "metro". Can probably be seen in the company of 2-5 very gorgeous women at any time*, but most likely when "cruising" the town. A modern day Casanova. Drinks heartily, but not excessively. Has an automobile that although well-kept, and pricey, is not gaudy, or flashy. This individual exudes confidence, and said confidence would most likely get him into the prickliest of situations, as well as allow him to resolve any problem with a suave, smooth talking linguistic ability, and an oddly blunt charm.

*The word "ponce" was once considered British slang for someone who was a pimp.

Did you see how easily he convinced her to go home with him? He's such a ponce.

That guy is like the king of ponces, anything he wants, he gets.

by Sarahbin9 September 2, 2009

Ponce

A British slang word that can be translated into American lingo in several ways.

1. It can be used in the way Americans use the words fag or queer to refer to someone who is:

* A homosexual: "Joe is proud to be a ponce."

* A man who is not homosexual but displays effeminate or overly diva like behaviors: "I wish Joe would stop wearing all that cologne shit. He smells like a bloody ponce."

* As an insult to a man who may not be homosexual and/or effeminate, but is someone you hate: "Joe really pissed me off yesterday with that stunt. If that ponce pulls that shit again today, I'm going to kick his ass."

2. Ponce can be used like the words wuss or pussy to describe someone you feel is weak in some way: "So Joe and I came to blows the other day. He fights like a fucking ponce though so I wasn't hurt in the fight."

Joe is proud of the fact he a ponce.

I wish Joe would stop bathing in cologne. He smells like a bloody ponce.

Joe pissed me off yesterday. If that ponce pulls that shit again, I'm going to kick his ass.

Joe and I got into a fight, but he hits like a total ponce so I wasn't hurt at all.

by Sodakak December 3, 2015