name-plopper

name-dropper who drops a name which fails to resonate

Jabaca tried to impress the group by name-dropping all the fancy-pants names she blew, but her efforts fell flat as we'd never heard of those pricks, thus making her a name-plopper.

by Csquared460 August 4, 2019

Double Plumper

It’s what happens to your penis when you hold back two cum shots that it causes your penis to swell.

Well... I wanted to bust a fat nut, but it was no nut November, so I received a double plumper.

by Boof Moof October 9, 2019

Patty Plopper

Sucking dick in a cow pasture.

Hey dude, Leslie gave me a patty plopper the other day while we were out 'shrooming!

by BakerOutpost November 16, 2019

Polyp Plopper

The name for an individual who never wants to do anything but play video games. Used especially in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

-"Did you invite Dave to the party?"
-"Yeah, I did, but he's too busy playing Call of Duty. That dude's a total Polyp Plopper."

by Winifred the Whacky Wombat January 19, 2021

whimpy ploppah

Picture this...

You’ve been desperate for a shit all day, there’s cramps in your tummy, a light sweat covering your brow and a turtle head poking out from you rectum. You run home to the safety of your own toilet where you know it’s safe to explode.

But then, only a tiny grumble nut comes out (the size of a half eaten malteaser) leaving you very disappointed.

Alex, I was desperate for a shit all day mate! But only a little whimpy ploppah came out. What a phat L.

by Eloveschips March 24, 2021

Sexually plump

A plus size woman that's sexxxy as hell.

My boo ain't fat she's sexually plump.

by Alexander Carrington August 1, 2021

Flumpy plumpkin

The ritual of fucking fat chicks with pink eye when your dick ain’t all the hard it’s half limp and it’s kind of floppy and she so fat she’s lumpy.

Yo last night i fucked this 600lb chick with pink eye. It was a good flumpy plumpkin’

by WayChill November 5, 2021